Are you there?

I have the hardest time thinking of post titles.  So I don’t know if this happens to the rest of you, but are you ever totally incoherent when you first wake up?  Well, I am.  Brennen went off to play some Xbox with his guy friends last night and left me alone to veg on the couch watching some MENTALIST and NEWS and JAY LENO.  Then around 11:15 I decide I should go to bed because I gotta get up early the next morning.  So I crawl into bed, and discover a text from Brennen that says “what’s crackin?”  By this point I’m still wide awake and I answer, “Just crawled into bed..you?”  I don’t really expect to hear anything back because he’ll only check his phone in between rounds of zombies which can sometimes take hours.  So about 45 minutes or so later I get a reply that says, “I just told Nathan he was an idiot for not getting a trap.”  Wha??? Here I am, only semi-conscious, and what the heck does that mean?  I reply, “I don’t know what you’re talking about?”  Then I lay there thinking, I bet I just dreamed all of that.  Then comes “Long story” from Brennen, and I’m a little relieved because I was able to put together a coherent thought.  I tell him “Okay, I was just thinking that I maybe need to wait until I’m awake to send text messages”