Awkward & Awesome

Awkward.....

1.  Reading a donor the medical history questions and realizing that you just repeated the question.

"In the past 16 weeks, have you given or lost whole blood or red blood cells?"

"No."

"In the past 16 weeks, have you given or lost whole blood or red blood cells?"

"...No"

"Oh..."

I was just testing you.  You passed.  Congratulations.  We may now proceed to the next question.

2.  Coming out of the bathroom when a male co-worker says

"Good job, Grace!"

Uh...what am I, 2?

Thanks...i guess.

3.  Thinking you see someone you know.

But you're not sure.

So you just steal glances until you're sure it's them.

And then almost getting up to say hi,

when you notice it's not them.

Dodged that bullet.

Then seeing them for reals 20 minutes later.

"Oh...hi.  Haha, funny story..."

4. Sitting in the cubicles in the library, when the person across from you randomly

stretches out and plays footsies for a sec.

I always check to see if someone is there before i stretch out, thanks.

Awesome

1.  Filing our taxes for the sole purpose of getting the return.  

Really, is there any other reason to file them?

Besides the law, of course.

2. Fafsa.  Dear govenment, without you we would be dead.  Love, the Larsens.

3.  Getting to sleep in tomorrow because I don't have classes on Fridays.  Hallelujah. 

4. Going to my co-workers baby shower last night.  She's going to be a great mommy! :)